Miss Susie had a steamboat (Hello operator)

Lyrics

Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
The steamboat went to xxx

Hello operator,
Please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I’ll chop of your xxx

Behind the frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Miss Mary sat upon it
It went right up her xxx

Ask me no more questions
Please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping down their xxx

Flies are in the city
The bees are in the park
Boys and girls are kissing
In the D-A-R-K

D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark

Dark is like a movie
A movie’s like a show
A show is like a TV screen
And that is all I know

I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
With the forty acre bra

Brother’s like a sister
A sister’s like an aunt
An aunt is like a relative
Who likes to rave and rant

I wish I had a nickel
I wish I had a dime
I wish I had a boyfriend
Who kissed me all the time

My Ma gave me a nickel
My Pa gave me a dime
My Sister gave me a boyfriend
Who’d kiss me all the time

My Ma took back the nickel
My Pa took back the dime
My Sister took back her boyfriend
and gave me Frankenstein

He made me wash the dishes
He made me wash the floors
He made me wash his underwear
So I kicked him out the door

I kicked him over London
I kicked him over France
I kicked him to Hawaii
where he learned to Hula dance

My mothers like Godzilla
My fathers like King Kong
My sister is the stupid one
That taught me this dumb song

Hello operator
Please give me number ten
And if you disconnect me
I’ll sing this song again

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