Catalina Madalina
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There was a funny girl, she had a funny name
She got it from her pappy just the same, same, same
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Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name
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She had two hairs on the top of her head
One was alive and the other was dead
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She had two eyes in the front of her head
One was green and the other was red
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She had two teeth in the front of her mouth
One pointed north and the other pointed south
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Catalina Madalina, Hoopin Stina, Walla dina
Oaka, Poka, Loka was her name
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She had two lips, two beautiful lips,
Shaped just like two battleships
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Her nose was so long that when she sneezed
It got caught in between her knees
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Her ears stuck out like the sails of a boat
Her Adam’s apple wandered up and down her throat
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She loved to polish her fingernails
She bought her polish in ten gallon pails
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The language that she spoke was an awful joke
Her head was made out of solid oak
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Her feet were flat as bathroom mats
I forgot to ask how they got like that
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A ten ton truck hit our Madaline
That was the end of that machine
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